drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

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nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 

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peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

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australiantragic:

averageface:

vegemite is actually awesome but see the thing is foreigners (usually americans) (but also the british) are dumb and assume it’s like peanut butter or nutella or something and spread it like an inch high and then complain when it tastes like shit u have to get the ratio right man its acidic you only need a tiny bit to make the toast not bland

The Truth About Vegemite: A Novel.

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